Weekend Reading — “Tonic” Masculinity

This week we race the track in an Isetta M, we clean our MacBook keyboard, we got a new wallpaper, we Agile all the Scrum Master out of Agile Grooming, put the nuclear plant in safe hands, squeeze ChatGPT into an TI-84, deliver pizza from the future, and scour the swamps.

Weekend Reading — Concept of a plan

This week we play Tetris on our database server, learn BASIC again, upgrade to a Victorian iPad, avert the shoplifting crisis, turn HTML back to Markdown, replace the podcast bro with AI, get unlimited data for free, and throw baby Puffins off a cliff.

Weekend Reading — Human Slots Machine

This week we learn a new Postgres trick, write JavaScript for MS-DOS, we answer phone calls on our washer, go big on monospace fonts, we teach you how to market, Rickroll our customers, name our wifi Stinky, and cross the street in the modern world, and vote for the Tara Iti.

Weekend Reading — Home office the way I like it

This week we run a search through Postgres, wear our Mac on our wrist, font with the Z80, hyperfocus through this post, remember Quiznos, close the circle of grift, watch Cybertruck in its habitat, lay off our wizard, make way for the ostrich, and blow on our wine.

Weekend Reading — Florida clown

This week we learn how to Zod, we draggy and swappy, we interview our internal customers, don’t get anything completed on time, lay off our energy healer, decode the ToS, guard our headphones, walk around with normal human items, and visit the Mullet state.

Weekend Reading — Very demure, very mindful

This week we get our dev docs offline, color the windows, guesstimate our credit score, sue an ice cream, honk like a self-driving car, experiment on a lion, cancel our Disney+ account, and reuse our unexpired N95 mask.

Weekend Reading — Momala and Popala

This week we do a screen recording, restart WordStar, take our printer to space, play medieval tunes, sample the LLM, and watch out for the blow-nado.

Weekend Reading — Emotional support billionaires

This week we watch the olympics, make a todo list, propose new password rules, purchase a domain for > $1M, get an AI massage, shot with hand in pocket, save 100% by not buying anything, and measure our height in corgis.

Weekend Reading — 🥥🌴 Canadian Dogs

This week Jupyter and Notion have a baby, we play mockup in the browser, we can’t talk much — fish in the car, we get to keep our cookies, we use an LLM to do math, and we embrace our childless cat lady hero!